Every week the New Yorker has a caption contest. Here's this week's entry. Somehow, I don't think the caption I entered will make the cut. Feel free to add your own in my comments section.
"Sweet Jesus! These bitches make my pink thing stick out." |
Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.