Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Screwing Mom? Yes. Hurting Mom? No. This Time

I really hate to post two news stories in a row, but this is just too good to pass up.


Official: Son Mistakes Parents' Sex For Domestic Abuse Boy, 16, Charged With Assault With Deadly Weapon

HOUSTON -- A 16-year-old boy was charged with shooting his father in their southwest Harris County home Friday, Local 2 reported. The shooting was originally reported as a case of domestic abuse, but deputies said the boy apparently witnessed a sexual act between his parents and thought the father was abusing the mother.

Sheriff's deputies charged the boy with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, a first-degree felony.

Detectives told Local 2 the mother and father were engaged in consensual sex when the shooting occurred at about 3:30 a.m. inside the family's home on Mira Monte near Corta.

Investigators said the couple's 11-year-old son woke up to his mother making loud noises.

"During the course of love making, the wife was evidently being somewhat loud … loud enough to where it woke the children up," Harris County Sheriff's Department Sgt. Mike Smith told Local 2.

The boy woke his brother, who then walked into his parent's bedroom and told his father, 43-year-old Jacob Hughes, to leave his mother alone.

Officials said that is when the teen shot his father in the arm.

Detectives originally told Local 2 that the son said he fired the gun as a way of defending his mother during an argument he thought she was having with his father.

"The children interpreted the noise as their mother being in danger," Smith said. "The 11-year-old went into the room, forcibly went into the room, to protect his mother. (The child) observed his parents making love and got the 16-year-old. The 16-year-old came back in and fired the shot."

After investigating previous problems at the home, officials said there have been previous reports of abuse in the family and that father had been charged and convicted of domestic violence.

Officials said the children feared their mother was being hurt due to their father's previous convictions for abuse and that is the reason the oldest son shot his father.

Authorities said they have not determined whether the mother was screaming for help.

"That is a very important question. I can see why you are asking that. We are trying to work that out right now. We are trying to decide if it was a passionate scream or was it a cry for help," Smith said.

Hughes was transported to a hospital to be treated for his injuries. He was released late Friday morning.

Officials said the couple has been married for 20 years.


First of all, shouldn't a 16 year old kid know what sex is? Isn't the pervert gene installed into the male brain (or somewhere in the vicinity) in the womb? When I was 16, not only did I know what sex was, I couldn't get that shit out of my head. If the average teenage boy thinks about sex once every 35 seconds, I'd say I was way above average back then.

The second thing that bothers me is that the kid gave his old man a warning to cease and desist. I know you're getting your swerve on, but I think your kid holding a gun to your grill takes precedence over getting a nut. But that's just me.

Also, the dad has prior convictions for abusing the mother. Now, I can see how the kids would be a little fearful, but why didn't the mother speak up "yea or nay" like? Seriously. I mean, I know it would be hard not to notice my two boys standing in my bedroom (especially if they entered "forcibly" for God's sake)if I was in the act with their mom (or anyone else for that matter - make that ESPECIALLY anyone else). Mom and dad couldn't have been so into it that they failed to recognize the two rather large spectators in their room, could they?

I guess, all in all, daddy's lucky all he took was a slug to the arm. It could have been a lot worse. And let this be a lesson to all you loud screwers out there - if your kids wake up, stop (or at least think to lock the door and put the "do not disturb" sign on the doorknob). I don't see how you can keep pounding away with them watching anyhow.

And believe me, my two boys will know what sex is come their teenage years. I'll just do for them what my mom did for me - buy them porn. I'll be the coolest dad EVER!!

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