The World According to JP

Apparently, the United States isn't the only place that aids and abets childish stupidity. This story comes straight from The Sun, a British rag. I'm going to do a running commentary along with the story.

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SISTERS Jemma, Natasha and Jade Williams proudly pose with their tots after getting pregnant aged 12, 16 and 14. The three girls and their children share a council home in Derby with their twice-divorced mum Julie, 38.

Sorry, I couldn't lift the pictures off the site. Let's just say that the girls all look very young and the mom looks 58.

None of the toddlers' dads is supporting their children so the Williams family rakes in £31,000-a-year benefits. Moaning mum Julie last night insisted their school was to blame for them getting pregnant. Grandma Julie said teachers had failed her girls by not explaining about the perils of sex early enough.

She added: People are saying I'm a bad mum for letting this happen but I blame the schools' sex education for young girls should be better. I do feel responsible, because they're my children. But I do think sex education should be started earlier.
Times have changed since I was young. Girls are becoming sexually active in their early teens. They don't realise how hard bringing up a child is.

Yeah you stupid bitch, it's the school system's fault for not teaching your girls to leave their clothes on and their legs crossed. Shit like that shouldn't be taught in the home. Hell, while you're at it, let's blame Canada too. Maybe you should have told them that it's not ok to fuck every boy they meet. However, personal responsibility is highly overrated.

Julie, who had her first child at 20, said she was stunned when she learned Jemma was expecting at 12. She added: I was so shocked. She didn't tell me for seven months because she thought I'd hit the roof. I only found out when I took her to buy a new bra and as she was being measured I saw her huge bump.

I see the powers of observation are strong in you, mum. Seven fucking months? Did you think she was just putting on weight and that her tits were getting bigger?

Just weeks later she discovered Jade, then aged 14, and 16-year-old Natasha were also expecting. Natasha had previously had two miscarriages and an abortion.

Natasha needs to be neutered if she can't keep her legs from wrapping around every man she sees. Horny much?

Julie said: It still doesn't seem possible. They are still little girls and now they have babies of their own. But I don't care what people say. I love my kids and I'm here to help them. If I could turn back the clock, I would prefer them not to have children. Their education is so important.

You mean the education system that you blame for knocking up your girls in the first place? Make up your fucking mind.

Julie also insisted the £600 a week she and the girls get in benefits is not nearly enough to care for the tots. She said: It's a real struggle to survive on what we get. The average shopping bill is about £90 a week and then there's all the extra stuff like toys, nappies and medicine.

Newsflash, dumbass - it takes MONEY to raise children. If you aren't going to make your children do something to mitigate the monthly damage, you may want to think about getting a job yourself.

Julie, who shares a three-bedroom council house in Derby with her three daughters and their children, added: This house is far too small. I have to share a bedroom with Natasha and her baby. It's very cramped. Hopefully we may be able to get a bigger house, but who knows?

Wow. Kids take up room? I had no Earthly idea. Someone hit this lady in the head with a hammer please.

Jemma, now 14, gave birth to son T-Jay in February last year. Natasha had little Amani in November and Jade gave birth to daughter Lita in December.

Ok, Lita's an ok name, but T-Jay and Amani? What were D-Money and Gucci already taken?

The sisters get nothing from the fathers of their babies - relying on a string of state handouts instead.

Where are the fathers' parents? These guys should be given a choice - either man up and take responsibility or have your nuts chopped off so you're not reproducing again. Would ANYONE be against that?

Julie gets £250 a week, made up of £57 in income support, £51 in family allowance and the rest in tax credits.

Natasha, who is now 18, gets £120 a week in family tax credits. Neither of her sisters receives anything directly.

But no one in the family pays rent or council tax and they receive free nursery care taking their total benefits to more than £31,000 a year.

Ok, I don't pretend to know how much a £ is, but if you're not paying rent and you're getting government handouts, shouldn't it be pretty easy to make ends meet? What the fuck?

Both Jemma and Jade are still at school. Jade, now 15, is about to take four GCSEs. Jemma told last night how Jade introduced her to the lad who became T-Jay's father. She said: I didn't tell anyone I was pregnant because I was too scared. I only told my boyfriend David, who was 14 at the time, but I didn't want to have an abortion. He was my first love but now I'm gutted because he doesn't want to have anything to do with me or T-Jay. He was great to start with but he's got a new girlfriend.

Let this be a lesson to all the teenage girls out there. Boys will tell you anything to get in your panties. If they really love you, they'll wait. They're they horniest creatures on Earth. They have all these hormones raging through their bodies. They will fuck anything that moves. They don't love you. Furthermore, David will never be a father. He's a sperm donor. His dick should meet the end of a blunt instrument. Heaven forbid one of my kids should knock someone up, they'll be working all the damn time to provide for it. But that's just me and my antiquated personal responsibility views talking.

Jade said she became pregnant with Lita after a one-night stand. She said: It was just one of those things really. I wasn't using contraception and I suppose I just thought it wouldn't happen to me. I didn't tell anyone for ages as I initially wanted an abortion, but I couldn't go through with it. Her dad knows about her but doesn't want to have anything to do with her and doesn't contribute anything. We've put the Child Support Agency on to him. But we don't need their dads as we give them all the love and support they need. Jade hopes to go on to sixth form and eventually to get a job involving computers.

At least someone's thinking ahead here. Also, I didn't know 14 year olds had one night stands. Where the hell were these 14 year olds when I was a 14 year old looking to screw anything that moved? The best I could do was my tube socks.

Natasha is still with Amani's dad, who she describes as a 38-year-old gambler. She added: He comes to see her from time to time. But he's Asian and still lives with his parents and they don't know about me or Amani.

HOLY SHIT!!! Natasha's 16 and is with a 38 year old Asian gambler that still lives with his parents? This just keeps getting better. I'll lay you 100-1 odds that Amani grows up to be a non-productive member of society, sponging off the system just like mommy and daddy. Add to the fact that she's 16 and a 38 year old dude is boning her...where the fuck are the police in Britain that don't carry guns? Where the fuck is her mother telling this POS pedophile to leave her little girl alone? And they say we're fucked up here in the States.

Hopefully I'm going to get a house of my own. I'm on the council waiting list.

Good for you, honey. Just keep taking handouts as long as you can. I'm sure you can manage to live off the system for another 70 years until you die. What the fuck is wrong with people nowadays?

Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?
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