Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Brittany Is Pregnant....

Now, there's a shocker. Shocking!! A bun in the oven! Ms. Spears... Mrs. Federline. GREAT! As if having to hear ad nauseum how Michael Jackson fits the profile of a pedophile, now we're going to have to hear forever about Brittany's Growing Bump and how Brittany Got Fit following birth... blah, blah, blah.

I look at how young she is, 23 for cripes sake. That's young peeps. I'm 34 and looking to get with making more babies. I was 25 when my first was born and you know what? I was too young! No one should have a child before the age of 30. It just shouldn't be allowed.

Brittany, Brittany, Brittany, why are you in such a rush to widen your hips and your shoulders? Why are you in such a rush to take on such responsibility. Do peeps like you really have responsibilities? Do you really get up in the middle of the night? Do your babies throw up on you and have food allergies?

What's the rush?

I guess when you've done as much as she has in such a short period of time... maybe a simpler life is what she wants, while the rest of us want fame and fortune. Hmmmm... maybe she has the right idea after all.

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