Thursday, January 13, 2005
How My Mind Works Sometimes
Ok, I was taking a shower this morning and this whole freaking song popped into my head all at once. Not piece by piece, all at once. I guess it's my mind's impersonation of a guy that's spent a little too much time with the wrong kind of girl. Please sing this in the method of Tim McGraw's "I Like It, I Love It"
Spent 48 hours last week in the county jail.
That dumb SOB shouldn’t have bought her that Full Sail
She’s got me saying motherfucker, suck my dick and you’re queer
I used to say shucks, golly gee and oh dear.
I just got fired cause I called my boss a creep.
When we were at the urinals that cupcake took a peek
But fuck you, I love it. In fact, you can shove it.
When my dick is hard, I can’t rise above it.
It always seems to happen when she’s on her knees suckin.
So Fuck you, I love it. In fact you can shove it.
My mamma and daddy always taught me courtesy.
Now that’s out the window since that girl got a hold of me.
Now I rock out with my cock out and talk to whores.
I screw em in the back of my ‘68 Ford.
When we’re done boning, I pay em in cash.
Prayin that I don’t get a huge fucking rash.
But fuck you, I love it. In fact, you can shove it.
When my dick is hard, I can’t rise above it.
It always seems to happen when she’s on her knees suckin.
So Fuck you, I love it. In fact you can shove it.
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Yes, I am totally aware that I should seek professional help immediately. Thanks. Jerk.
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Spent 48 hours last week in the county jail.
That dumb SOB shouldn’t have bought her that Full Sail
She’s got me saying motherfucker, suck my dick and you’re queer
I used to say shucks, golly gee and oh dear.
I just got fired cause I called my boss a creep.
When we were at the urinals that cupcake took a peek
But fuck you, I love it. In fact, you can shove it.
When my dick is hard, I can’t rise above it.
It always seems to happen when she’s on her knees suckin.
So Fuck you, I love it. In fact you can shove it.
My mamma and daddy always taught me courtesy.
Now that’s out the window since that girl got a hold of me.
Now I rock out with my cock out and talk to whores.
I screw em in the back of my ‘68 Ford.
When we’re done boning, I pay em in cash.
Prayin that I don’t get a huge fucking rash.
But fuck you, I love it. In fact, you can shove it.
When my dick is hard, I can’t rise above it.
It always seems to happen when she’s on her knees suckin.
So Fuck you, I love it. In fact you can shove it.
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Yes, I am totally aware that I should seek professional help immediately. Thanks. Jerk.
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